Proving that Correlation is Causation Since...This Year
I knew it. See, Shakespeare was inspired by the emerging field of AI. Bard is just hedging its bets here. After all, if it actually came out and said that there was no Shakespeare and Bard actually wrote all the plays, where would classic literature be? What would happen to Shakespeare in the Park?
The Red Queen is a bitch. I dealt with her a few times, but she was one of the keys of my success in the early days of my internet marketing career. Well, I guess the only days of my internet marketing career where you could pluck tasty affiliate commissions directly from the hands of Google with duplicate content and a few thousand links.
The Red Queen worked in my favor that time because she was caged. I knew it would be a while before Google would algorithmically remove me from the results, because it would also catch some innocent victims. Then Panda and Penguin released her from that cage and I went from internet marketing to development.
But you know what? Other people continued on. If you ever wanted to know what humans can do without the help of AI, just search some of these phrases:
Pick an article out of those results and it will be basically the same as any other one you find. Maybe if you go four or five pages deep, you’ll find something new, but I’m not so sure.
Thanks for the helpful update Google, but I still see the same crap and I have a few hundred more examples if you need them.
Now some of those results might be written by AI now and to tell you the truth, they may be the better articles. But these type of results have been the same for a few years.
Marketers want to rank for a term, so they look to other articles that do and eventually all the articles are clones. Also, I have written some of these, a few that rank #1 and I didn’t use AI.
But I did use articles in Google results as a guide and after reading two or three, I really didn’t have to read the others. We were all working off the same script.
So can AI content be detected?
Let me answer that questions with a few other questions:
The Red Queen has her hand in all this stuff and what does she have to say?
“It takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”
But you know. What you don’t know can’t hurt you, but it sure can scare the shit out of you. If the marketers want the warm, fake, fuzzy feeling that company which has not been around for even a year can give them, then you got to do what you got to do.
AI is a black box to about 99% of the population. Say you’re an expert and you can spin whatever you want to spin and be a marketer’s own personal Jesus.
But you know marketers, so if you write content, you might just need Originality AI to prove that you aren’t one of these AI pod people. And yes, that was a freaking affiliate link. I might as well get something out of this shit.